All work... is dull

In case you wondered whether we're all work over here at Beachbody, here's a copy of an email string that happened the other day when my assistant was out of the office and I needed to organize a coffee run...

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From: Carl Daikeler
To: Staff

This is dangerous, but… First person who emails me that they’re getting coffee across the street, I’ll buy if you pick me up a medium size dark roast.

Carl
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From: Rick
To: Staff

I need to go for a walk.. I’d be happy to help you out in the process – kill two birds with one stone!

Rick
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From: Carl Daikeler
To: Staff

Thanks Rick.

Oh, I forgot to add, “plus I’ll give you ten million dollars”

Enjoy!

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From: Patty
To: Staff

Hey, for that much money I would have bought you a GRANDE...

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From: Carl Daikeler
To: Staff

Big deal... unless GRANDE is French for "Harley"

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From: Carl
To: Staff

Rick – This is the best cup of coffee I have ever had. Good work son.

You’ve got a bright future at this company. I am going downstairs to move Jon’s car so you can have his parking spot from now on. And see me later for a key, fluffy robe and slippers for our executive lounge and spa.

Carl

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From: Rick
To: Staff

Relax everyone – Carl did give me the ten million dollars - but it was ten million dollars in “Beachbody store credit”. Anyone need a couple thousand copies of Power 90?

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From: Patty
To: Staff

Carl:

Sounds to me like you have already had too much coffee, easy on the caffeine Mr......

Patty

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From: Rick
To: Staff

Carl -

As per our conversation in the Executive Spa, here’s the revisions I would make to our site.

Rick

P.S. Thanks for the foot rub.

P.P.S. Who is "Staff"? I see he is on all of these correspondences. Does he have the true power around here? If so, does he need some coffee too?